dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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