Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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