If i come over, it means nothing
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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