I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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