Christians are straight up FREAKS
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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