Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
we have officially lost it.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Randomize
