Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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