Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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