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I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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