dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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