You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
