Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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