We won't sleep together?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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