birth control should be required to get into college
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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