A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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