Duck Duck Cougar?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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