he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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