also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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