I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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