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i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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