You made me cry and you don't even care
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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