butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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