why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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