just come out here and I will go home with you...
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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