remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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