Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I'm both gender and math confused
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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