did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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