Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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