I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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