nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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