that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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