I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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