How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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