Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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