: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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