Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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