He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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