it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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