My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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