Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
