Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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