Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Success! We fucked roommates!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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