Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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