im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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