how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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