thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
