your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Randomize