I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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