I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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