I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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