@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
pray to the hookup gods
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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