I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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