Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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