Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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