Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Me too!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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