Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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